Odell9000



.Odell was the best friend of darkeet during thier campaign in poland,1939

odell, or better known by his comrads as lil' ode, was deployed with darkeet during the first wave of the invasion on germanys magical pontoon boat "neinneinneinnein". Ode being seasick vomited up his lucky charms repeatedly during the trip. Darkeet was concerned for him, so he swiftly kicked ode in the crotch, the skin of his vagina was pinched between the boot and his pelvis, resulting in ode screaming like the woman he was.

The boat reached the shore of dog beach, "30 seconds" screamed the pilot. the door opened and the men standing in the front were ripped to shreds by the mp40s. Darkeet grabbed ode and they both dove over the side of the boat. The water was red, men the two of them just talked to minutes ago, were in pieces sinking to the abyss.

Ode and darkeet emerged from the water, they were miles into sea, they paniked. Ode was screaming while darkeet was practically wetting himself. In the distance a ship closed in on them, the crew they noticed was full of men and mythical creatures alike. The crew pulled them aship. They asked where they were, a minotaur quickly replied, you're aboard the Dawn-Treader. The next few hours ode and darkeet worked for their rescuers, with "favors" and manual labor alike. After a long day, they layed down and drifted off asleep.

They awoke to the sound of contact, they left their cabin # 313 and went up to the deck. They found jack standing near the rails with rose. They asked what happend. Apparently the Titanic had collided with an iceberg and was taking on water, ode and darkeet were given a magical device shaped like a regular remote control, they were asked to press the rewind button, but they ended up pressing the mess shit up and teleport to another damn movie.

They reapeared on the edge of a giant citadel, Minas tirith. The citadel was under seige by thousands of orcs and before the knew it they were pushed over the edge by the burning steward, who attempted to commit suicide. Neither survived the fall.

Ode and darkeet respawned in lumbridge, their minds resculpted. Darkeet went on to become runescapes first male prostitute, and started his own clan for gays that would tutor them to pleasure as well as they could. Ode became convinced that darkeet was all powerful, and joined the clan, New Order, and convinced much of the group to hunt down darkeet...